9/20/2012

I Am Even, I Feel Like Seinfeld


WEEK 2
Home
Away
Conf
35
24
L
19
25
1
27
14
L
15
31
13
17
10
L
28
24
L
30
38
L
9
20
10
17
28
L
24
20
L
27
10
12
30
17
L
14
20
6
20
10
L
24
30
5
31
28
L
WINS
6
LOSSES
10
47
SEASON
16

16
136


I liken trying to learn something from NFL Week 1 is like trying to learn something by only speaking to someone who lived in Japan in the year 400.  Add Week 2 to that and you move up to someone from Ireland in the year 800.  Except for the Cowboys.  Told ya so!  16-16 and also exact middle in confidence points.  So far the best advice I can give is to lean picks toward Goodell’s beloved core teams (Packers, Steelers, Giants, Redskins, Bears, Lions) and you should build up some wins there.

WEEK 3
Home
Away
Conf
31
27
6
24
17
10
21
10
12
19
17
3
24
27
2
31
24
9
24
14
11
38
15
15
13
24
14
27
24
1
31
26
8
27
24
4
35
20
13
21
28
7
24
28
5
45
14
16

Where are the Buccaneers?  They’re on your Buccan head!  And they will be on the Cowboys head too!  The ball will repulse itself from Felix Jones like opposite poles on a very powerful magnet.  Also the magnet has already lost a step.  Saints briefly pull out before going back into a dive.  San Diego never beats good teams early in the year.  The Denver Houston game scares me but I think Peyton loses to set up a pretty impressive 13 game run the rest of the year.  Kolb gets no revenge on Philly.  Raiders v Steelers will be nothing like the 70’s.  Somehow, slak jawed Eli will beat Carolina. 

9/13/2012

How Did That Happen?


WEEK 1
Home

Away

Conf
13
27
L
24
16
9
30
17
15
17
31
L
3
35
16
27
10
13
10
20
10
24
5
L
20
17
L
20
28
6
9
16
11
20
24
L
27
24
3
24
27
4
24
25
2
14
28
L
WINS
10
LOSSES
6
89


Amazing that I went 10-6 just guessing.  Amazing that Roger Goodell allowed his beloved core teams from New York, Pittsburgh and Green Bay to lose.  I guess he was distracted trying to find a way to regain what he believes are God-like powers.  DO NOT LET THE COWBOYS FLUKE FOOL YOU!  I can nearly guaranty that Jason Garrett will choose the trick the other team route over line up and play good football.  Same for the defense.



WEEK 2
Home
Away
Conf
35
24
2
19
25
1
27
14
14
15
31
13
17
10
3
28
24
9
30
38
8
9
20
10
17
28
11
24
20
7
27
10
12
30
17
16
14
20
6
20
10
15
24
30
5
31
28
4

The core teams will rebound this week.  The Jets are not playing the Bills.