I Am Even, I Feel Like Seinfeld

WEEK 2
Home		Away		Conf
Bears	35	Packers	24	L
Cowboys	19	Seahawks	25	1
Chiefs	27	Bills	14	L
Browns	15	Bengals	31	13
Vikings	17	Colts	10	L
Raiders	28	Dolphins	24	L
Cardinals	30	Patriots	38	L
Buccaneers	9	Giants	20	10
Ravens	17	Eagles	28	L
Saints	24	Panthers	20	L
Texans	27	Jaguars	10	12
Redskins	30	Rams	17	L
Jets	14	Steelers	20	6
Titans	20	Chargers	10	L
Lions	24	49ers	30	5
Broncos	31	Falcons	28	L
WINS	6	LOSSES	10	47
SEASON	16		16	136

I liken trying to learn something from NFL Week 1 is like trying to learn something by only speaking to someone who lived in Japan in the year 400.  Add Week 2 to that and you move up to someone from Ireland in the year 800.  Except for the Cowboys.  Told ya so!  16-16 and also exact middle in confidence points.  So far the best advice I can give is to lean picks toward Goodell’s beloved core teams (Packers, Steelers, Giants, Redskins, Bears, Lions) and you should build up some wins there.

WEEK 3
Home		Away		Conf
NY Giants	31	Carolina	27	6
Jacksonville	24	Indianapolis	17	10
Buffalo	21	Cleveland	10	12
NY Jets	19	Miami	17	3
Kansas City	24	New Orleans	27	2
Cincinnati	31	Washington	24	9
Detroit	24	Tennessee	14	11
San Francisco	38	Minnesota	15	15
St. Louis	13	Chicago	24	14
Tampa Bay	27	Dallas	24	1
Atlanta	31	San Diego	26	8
Philadelphia	27	Arizona	24	4
Pittsburgh	35	Oakland	20	13
Houston	21	Denver	28	7
New England	24	Baltimore	28	5
Green Bay	45	Seattle	14	16

Where are the Buccaneers?  They’re on your Buccan head!  And they will be on the Cowboys head too!  The ball will repulse itself from Felix Jones like opposite poles on a very powerful magnet.  Also the magnet has already lost a step.  Saints briefly pull out before going back into a dive.  San Diego never beats good teams early in the year.  The Denver Houston game scares me but I think Peyton loses to set up a pretty impressive 13 game run the rest of the year.  Kolb gets no revenge on Philly.  Raiders v Steelers will be nothing like the 70’s.  Somehow, slak jawed Eli will beat Carolina.