Addressing Truth Game Answers from Facebook

A little diversion from my football picks.  I just wanted to address some of these answers.

question	y	n	The skinny
Do you think John Carroll can actually hook up with someone out of their league?	1		chances are, if I hook up with anyone, they are
Do you think John Carroll has good style?		1	you haven't seen my black safari hat
Do you think John Carroll would pass gas in public?	1		spent a lot of time walking away from crowded places
Do you think that John Carroll can eat more than 3 Big Macs at a time?		1	have I eaten that day?
Do you think that John Carroll can run a mile without stopping?		1	dang smoking
Do you think that John Carroll can throw a football with a spiral?	2		al bundy, 4 touchdowns at polk high
Do you think that John Carroll has a bad haircut?		1	my mother is a trained beautician
Do you think that John Carroll has a cute butt?		2	you don't need glasses
Do you think that John Carroll has a funny looking nose?		1	may have known me before the high inside fastball
Do you think that John Carroll has a nice body?		1	nica and fat
Do you think that John Carroll has ever given money to a homeless person?	2		last week at parkland hospital
Do you think that John Carroll has ever gone hunting?	1		I killed a wabbit
Do you think that John Carroll has ever had a crush on you?		1	probably true, probably
Do you think that John Carroll has ever lied to you?		1	yes, you are correct sir
Do you think that John Carroll has ever played strip poker?		1	no one wants to see that
Do you think that John Carroll has ever stolen from work?		1	I was out of toilet paper once
Do you think that John Carroll has showered today?		1	how close to me were you when you answered
Do you think that John Carroll has ugly teeth?		1	no idea
Do you think that John Carroll is a gold digger?	1		out of my 0 marriages, all were for money
Do you think that John Carroll is a jealous significant other?		2	see john lennon song "jealous guy"
Do you think that John Carroll is a jerk?		1	all I need is my dog, and this chair and …..
Do you think that John Carroll is a pervert?		1	I don't even know
Do you think that John Carroll is a scrub?		2	but it was one of my favorite shows
Do you think that John Carroll is annoying?	1		has seen my sheldon cooper side
Do you think that John Carroll is cute?		1	when I was a baby
Do you think that John Carroll is dumber than Jessica Simpson?		1	fits my life goal of being smarter than a monkey
Do you think that John Carroll is hot?	1		in the summer
Do you think that John Carroll is mean?		1	you know me
Do you think that John Carroll is 'smarter than the average bear'?	1		are bears smarter than monkeys?
Do you think that John Carroll is superficial?		2	but I am super freaky, yow!
Do you think that John Carroll is trailer trash?		2	has always lived in house or apartment
Do you think that John Carroll knows what a fist pound is?	1		I am afraid to address this
Do you think that John Carroll likes blue eyes?	1		and green and brown and …..
Do you think that John Carroll likes to sing karaoke?	1		my "gimme three steps" cleared the room
Do you think that John Carroll needs to gain weight?	2		what do you want?  The michelin man?
Do you think that John Carroll 'recycles' dirty underwear?		1	ewwww
Do you think that John Carroll should pass on the chocolate cake?		1	let me eat cake!
Do you think that John Carroll swears like a sailor?	1		%&*^%   )&!$##&!!!!!
Do you think that John Carroll wants to 'come out of the closet'?		1	got to be in one to leave one
Do you think that John Carroll would ever do community service voluntarily?	1		don't need to,  I always help people
Do you think that John Carroll would pull a fire alarm as a prank?	1		there are much better jokes than that
Do you think that John Carroll would sell you out for $100k?	1		I wouldn't sell anyone out for money but if you commit a crime against another person I will call the police
Do you think that John Carroll would sell you out for a million bucks?	1	1
Do you want to give John Carroll a hug?	1		thanks
Does John Carroll have a face only a mother could love?		1	see an eye doctor
Have you ever had a crush on John Carroll?		2	you have good judgement or you are a dude
Is John Carroll's profile picture cute?		1	your eyes check out ok
Would you trust John Carroll with your life?	1		hope it doesn't involve distance running
Would you want to see John Carroll dance like Michael Jackson for money?	1		a comedy lover
Would you wink at John Carroll?		1	is there pulp in your eye?

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WEEK 15
Away		Home		Confidence
Jaguars	24	Falcons	10	16
Cowboys	19	Buccaneers	20	L
Saints	37	Vikings	17	11
Titans	27	Colts	13	L
Dolphins	16	Bills	27	L
Seahawks	13	Bears	15	L
Packers	45	Chiefs	27	L
Redskins	26	Giants	20	8
Bengals	21	Rams	10	10
Panthers	10	Texans	24	L
Lions	17	Raiders	20	L
Patriots	28	Broncos	29	L
Jets	27	Eagles	30	3
Browns	10	Cardinals	19	9
Ravens	24	Chargers	20	L
Steelers	17	49ers	27	6
WINS	7	LOSSES	9	63
SEASON	137		86	1134

I truly believe the big win over the hapless Bucs was the worst thing that could happen to the Cowboys.  Denton Ryan High could beat Tampa Bay.  Now it’s back to trickery for Jason Garrett.  Trickery so good that everyone knows it’s coming.  Hey Seth and Amy, here’s a couple for you.  Packers lose to Chiefs?  REALLY?  Rex Blown out by Eagles?  REALLY?!?

WEEK 16
Away		Home		Confidence
Texans	25	Colts	17	11
Browns	17	Ravens	19	5
Broncos	23	Bills	21	2
Raiders	24	Chiefs	17	6
Cardinals	31	Bengals	28	7
Vikings	16	Redskins	17	4
Rams	10	Steelers	28	16
Dolphins	15	Patriots	30	12
Giants	21	Jets	10	10
Buccaneers	20	Panthers	19	3
Jaguars	13	Titans	17	8
Chargers	29	Lions	24	9
Eagles	31	Cowboys	30	1
49ers	35	Seahawks	20	15
Bears	13	Packers	20	13
Falcons	20	Saints	37	14

Dallas will be 8-8 and miss the playoffs allowing Philadelphia to win the division and Arizona to be a wild card.