Addressing Truth Game Answers from Facebook

A little diversion from my football picks.  I just wanted to address some of these answers.

question	y	n	The skinny
Do you think John Carroll can actually hook up with someone out of their league?	1		chances are, if I hook up with anyone, they are
Do you think John Carroll has good style?		1	you haven't seen my black safari hat
Do you think John Carroll would pass gas in public?	1		spent a lot of time walking away from crowded places
Do you think that John Carroll can eat more than 3 Big Macs at a time?		1	have I eaten that day?
Do you think that John Carroll can run a mile without stopping?		1	dang smoking
Do you think that John Carroll can throw a football with a spiral?	2		al bundy, 4 touchdowns at polk high
Do you think that John Carroll has a bad haircut?		1	my mother is a trained beautician
Do you think that John Carroll has a cute butt?		2	you don't need glasses
Do you think that John Carroll has a funny looking nose?		1	may have known me before the high inside fastball
Do you think that John Carroll has a nice body?		1	nica and fat
Do you think that John Carroll has ever given money to a homeless person?	2		last week at parkland hospital
Do you think that John Carroll has ever gone hunting?	1		I killed a wabbit
Do you think that John Carroll has ever had a crush on you?		1	probably true, probably
Do you think that John Carroll has ever lied to you?		1	yes, you are correct sir
Do you think that John Carroll has ever played strip poker?		1	no one wants to see that
Do you think that John Carroll has ever stolen from work?		1	I was out of toilet paper once
Do you think that John Carroll has showered today?		1	how close to me were you when you answered
Do you think that John Carroll has ugly teeth?		1	no idea
Do you think that John Carroll is a gold digger?	1		out of my 0 marriages, all were for money
Do you think that John Carroll is a jealous significant other?		2	see john lennon song "jealous guy"
Do you think that John Carroll is a jerk?		1	all I need is my dog, and this chair and …..
Do you think that John Carroll is a pervert?		1	I don't even know
Do you think that John Carroll is a scrub?		2	but it was one of my favorite shows
Do you think that John Carroll is annoying?	1		has seen my sheldon cooper side
Do you think that John Carroll is cute?		1	when I was a baby
Do you think that John Carroll is dumber than Jessica Simpson?		1	fits my life goal of being smarter than a monkey
Do you think that John Carroll is hot?	1		in the summer
Do you think that John Carroll is mean?		1	you know me
Do you think that John Carroll is 'smarter than the average bear'?	1		are bears smarter than monkeys?
Do you think that John Carroll is superficial?		2	but I am super freaky, yow!
Do you think that John Carroll is trailer trash?		2	has always lived in house or apartment
Do you think that John Carroll knows what a fist pound is?	1		I am afraid to address this
Do you think that John Carroll likes blue eyes?	1		and green and brown and …..
Do you think that John Carroll likes to sing karaoke?	1		my "gimme three steps" cleared the room
Do you think that John Carroll needs to gain weight?	2		what do you want?  The michelin man?
Do you think that John Carroll 'recycles' dirty underwear?		1	ewwww
Do you think that John Carroll should pass on the chocolate cake?		1	let me eat cake!
Do you think that John Carroll swears like a sailor?	1		%&*^%   )&!$##&!!!!!
Do you think that John Carroll wants to 'come out of the closet'?		1	got to be in one to leave one
Do you think that John Carroll would ever do community service voluntarily?	1		don't need to,  I always help people
Do you think that John Carroll would pull a fire alarm as a prank?	1		there are much better jokes than that
Do you think that John Carroll would sell you out for $100k?	1		I wouldn't sell anyone out for money but if you commit a crime against another person I will call the police
Do you think that John Carroll would sell you out for a million bucks?	1	1
Do you want to give John Carroll a hug?	1		thanks
Does John Carroll have a face only a mother could love?		1	see an eye doctor
Have you ever had a crush on John Carroll?		2	you have good judgement or you are a dude
Is John Carroll's profile picture cute?		1	your eyes check out ok
Would you trust John Carroll with your life?	1		hope it doesn't involve distance running
Would you want to see John Carroll dance like Michael Jackson for money?	1		a comedy lover
Would you wink at John Carroll?		1	is there pulp in your eye?